Scared jussstttttt a little bit

So I woke up this morning around ten, completely alone in our tent.
Before I go on, I should say that we camped out in a local auboretum that supports campers, just to clear things up.
I wake up and all of Jesse's stuff is gone, as well as her sleeping bag. I'm a bit pissed off that she left without me, but whatever, she is Jesse, after all. I called my mom on my cell phone and she came to pick me up.

What should have served as the first warning bell was that she didn't ask where Jesse was.

I come home, see that post she made, and it all clicks- She's trying to scare me! Duhhhh!
So I'm chilling on skype, waiting for her to come on, and whoop, she is online!
So I start to message her.

I'll copy+paste. (Also don't question my 24 hour time, military connections and all that, I'm just used to it)

[15:35:25 PM] Sprinkles: Jesus Christ, Jesse, the lengths you'll go to to scare me! I don't know whether to be amused or annoyed, haha!
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: i
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: lexi
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: is that u
[15:35:39 PM] Sprinkles: Obviously.
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: lexi thnk god
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: i
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: i think im lost
[15:35:43 PM] Sprinkles: ...What?
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: i went 2 piss last nite
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: and i got lost, i think
[15:35:49 PM] Sprinkles: You think?! Holy crap, I'll call the police now, this is ridiculous. Why didn't you text me earlier?
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: i dont
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: i dont know....i dont knwo whats going on anymor
[15:35:57 PM] Sprinkles: Shit, Jess, why do you do this crap to me?
[15:36:02 PM] Sprinkles: Also, why the hell is your time messed up? You in a different time zone or something?
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: i dont know where i am or whats going on i think
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: i feel like im loosing smthing
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: but i dont kno wat
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: im afraid, lexi
[18:21:14 PM] WhySoSrs: honest to fucking god, im scared out of my mind and i dont know what the fuck at
[15:36:14 PM] Sprinkles: Oh my god, Jesse, calm down, please! I'll call the cops, and the campsite, and everything, I'll come looking, just find someplace to sit and just stay there!
[15:36:16 PM] Sprinkles: We're gonna find you, I swear.
[15:36:19 PM] Sprinkles: Everything's gonna be fine, promise.

She logged out soon after that. Meanwhile, I ran down to my mom.
More scripting because I can't be bothered to describe it and I think my hands are shaking a little.

Me: Mom, oh my god, Jesse's still at the campsite, I thought she went home on her own but we left her there and now she's lost and we really have to look for her! And call the police and the campsite!
Her: ...who's Jesse?

I flip my shit and run outside, leaving a bewildered and confused mother in the kitchen. I called the police, they said they'd send someone to check it out. I called the campsite and they asked what name we'd signed in under, just to check. I gave them Jesse's name; No dice. Gave them my name, they got it.
Campsite, with tent, for one.
That's what it was registered under. I signed up for a two-tent-er.

They said they'd keep an eye out, however, and I hung up.
I calmed down a bit and went back inside to talk to my mom.
She honest to god had no idea who Jesse was, or she's a remarkably good actress.

She did drive me to the campsite, though, 'cause I was hysterical. I ran around in the woods for a while calling her name, no luck.



I'm messaging her every ten minutes now just in the hope that she responds. No luck yet.

I swear to god, Jesse, if you're reading this, YOU WIN, I'M SCARED OUT OF MY MIND.
Just come back and make this into a huge joke and please please please I'd rather view this whole thing from the point of view of a week later and be able to laugh about it
I can't deal with this and you KNOW that so I don't know why you'd even DO THIS please just stop I get scared too easily YOU WIN YOU SCARED ME. YAY. D':