Okay. What the hell.

So I just checked my email and saw that that Nathan Umbra dude commented on...a post I didn't make?
I checked it out and holy mother of hell.
Was...Was that Jesse?! It can't really be anyone else, she's the only one who has this password...

I really hope not. If so, she's really gone off the deep end and I don't-

Or
She's just pulling the best joke she's ever pulled ever.

I wouldn't put it past her, considering that thing she pulled in fifth grade.



But if it is a joke, then she's really got everyone in on it, and I mean everyone. I have this tight-laced, if you'll excuse my language, bitch of an English teacher this year, and none of the teachers called Jesse on roll call, not even her.
I spoke to Jesse's guidance counselor? Zip. "Who's that?"

So, determined as I was, I biked over to her house, which, thankfully, isn't that far away.
The front door was locked, but the back door- a sliding glass one- was broken and slid alllll the way open.
I went inside and the place was totally trashed. Like they'd been robbed.
At this point I left the house and immediately dialed 911. I hung around, the police showed up, and I asked who lived there.
They checked; "Just some lady."
I asked about kids.
"Nope."

I left.


This has to be the best joke shes ever pulled. Bravo, Jesse...You done yet?

Also no wtf I haven't gotten any letters
'Cause of something called EMAIL.
Thanks for asking.